i have issues. i admit it.
so i'm on the horn calling rogers tonight to make payment arrangements...and my call is answered by their 'new and improved speech recognition IVR'...it works like this...man, with slightly flip, sarcastic tones answers the phone and asks you what you want to do, and immediately says 'if you want to interrupt me at anytime, you just go ahead and do that'...wow...a man saying its okay for me to shut him up. sounds good so far...so he continues on asking me all sorts of intimate details like my phone number and postal code...he's a fast mover, that boy...so he gets me into the right spot, i do my bit and spend the rest of the night thinking about the smooth talking computer guy who answers the phone at rogers...not exactly what i was thinking when i said the perfect man would be a computer geek...he's a geeky computer...oh well, he'll do...

- posted by tart @ 9:18 p.m.