nostradamus predicted i'd be a far better predictor than he was....
okay, i've been putting this off for over a week...but the time has come. the official 'tart's list of impending things to come sooner or later' is here! behold my predictions!

1) mark wahlberg will do something newsworthy...maybe he'll die, maybe he'll sprout breasts. who knows? but i can assure you, the funky bunch will not attend this great event.

2) our society will continue to think it's hip and cool to be a thuggish gangsta type...and i will continue to watch on in disgust. sucka.

3) In tribute to Jon Stewart, CNN will cancel crossfire...oh wait....i was late.

4) paul martin will get a haircut. bono on the otherhand will not.

5) ruffles will announce a new flavour of chip....vodka....to mix with new Coke with Lime! on roadtrips....

6) Coke will recognize that i drink 4 litres each day of it's most popular flavoured diet softdrink Diet Coke with Lime and offer to pay for my medical expenses once the massive wall of empty cans falls over and crushes me...not unlike a lime into a diet coke...

7) a new wireless provider will come to canada, offer me a job and after a few months decide they want to change their direction, leaving me poor and unemployed....(note to self: do not apply at virgin wireless)

8) trent reznor will come to toronto, play a show and realize that i am the coolest person ever and have me set him and leo up with all of my cool girlfriends. hmmm....nix that. i must be wrong. i'm sure he only likes mac girls, and i don't know any of them....

7) the massive popularity of exergames such as DDR will cause the majority of north americans to lose weight...eliminating the obesity problem as well as millions of jobs in the junk food, health club and exercise equipment industries, thus spiralling our nations into a massive recession in which we are forced to eat the remaining fat people to survive.

8) rogers and bell will be good corporate citizens, showing integrity, humanity and thoughtfulness in its HR and operating procedures, always thinking of the effects of their actions on employees, customers and the general public.

9) the tart will learn how to count

watch and learn little one....we shall see.



- posted by tart @ 7:08 p.m.