Proof! I have proof of the conspiracy!
before i get going with my conspiracy facts, i really must say I have eaten far too much food and am now uncomfortable sitting upright. I would very much like to type this while laying in bed, however I am far too lazy to drag the computer up there, so i struggle....lol

Proof that Rogers Cable is set to fuck up my head (there is a co-conspirator as well, but we won't talk about him):

- they cut off my cable and internet today! omg! granted, i do own them $500+ and haven't made a payment since mid november, but still....i gave my life for that company, throw me a frickin bone! and it's not like i'm not going to pay them, i'm just really frickin short on cash....somehow i don't think accounts receivable will accept my payment arrangement for 6 weeks from now...

- they renamed the skydome today...it's now called Rogers Centre....need i say more? okay fine, i will....

- every single person in my life is somehow connected to rogers....every one. they either work there, used to work there, are a contractor for or used to be one of the above. even my employer is linked to them...roaming in canada is done on the rogers network.

- my wireless service is with rogers. last year i was having problems with my service when i worked in brampton and they told me my phone wasn't good enough anymore, less than a year after i purchased it. they were so kind to offer me a hardware upgrade ahead of the two year requirement....unfortunately, they never applied the rebate to my account and as a result, i paid full price for the phone. now they insist i must have 24 months between rebates. considering i didn't receive the first one, i don't quite see how the date should start from when i paid full price from the phone.

- one of my favorite tv shows is 'call for help' hosted by leo laporte...it used to be on TechTv, but when G4 bought them, they ditched the show. Rogers Media brought the show here to be broadcast on the canadian G4techtv channel.

- my favorite radio station is Jack FM. Owned by Rogers Broadcasting.

- the one black mark on my credit rating was placed there by cantel/AT&T over 10 years ago. cantel was owned by Rogers and has since been renamed Rogers Wireless. this wonderful black mark was a result of charges incurred AFTER i reported the phone stolen....la la la

sometimes i feel like maybe my life is the truman show....and rogers is the corporate sponsor....cuz its everywhere!


- posted by tart @ 1:43 p.m.